The Bayonnaise:

In the basement of an abandoned Moscow house in 1988, Alice, tell us who we will be when we grow up! You, Julia, are going to be a wizard – what is it??? - You, Fima, a dealer of injector diagnostic systems - WHY? You, Cole, are a system administrator – WHAT??? And you, sweetheart, columnist and blogger – guys, let’s beat her! As a man asks, and she flatters!

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The original was approximately like this:

You, Fima, will be a Mercediser – Who?
You will be the top manager. What is it?
You, Vasya, will be the driver of a sausage factory. And yes!! Let’s go, the losers!! to
And it was some of the ancient KVNs when it was still a cake.