This spring we went hunting with friends and before leaving one of our older comrades told us that vanilla helps from musk. Well, we bought food vanilla and baby cream and went.
Upon arrival at the site, they found a wild number of these mosquitoes and decided to try a new remedy, mixed vanilla with baby cream and soaked everything that came out of under the clothes.
With us was the wife of one of us - a boy-girl, with camouflage manicure, passed with us fire and water! And here, three days later, she returns from a campaign for mushrooms, enters the house and observes the picture: there are four healthy bearded barbs sitting in cartridges, knives, camouflages, swamps with guns, ready to go out to the star, all again anointed with vanilla, but all these days no one was washed, because. Everywhere, all the time sweated, crashed into the swamp and drank, snacking salt with garlic.
So, when she went in and tasted this hellish mixture of vanilla, vanilla and garlic, she said to her husband, "Home, please, never buy me anything vanilla again, or it will tear me out!"