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 29.10.2014
The situation is difficult to imagine, except when you dream that you went to the toilet, and in the morning you realize that in the night you really went.
and...
My body knows when it is possible, and when it is not possible: if you want at night, and you start to dream about the sort - the sleep will turn so that you can not go down.
That sorting on repair, then in it flooding, then, and once in all dreamed of sorting, made like a boutique in a shopping center: a chic dark finish of the walls and floors, spotlights in the ceiling, gold handles at the cranes, snow-white toilets along the walls - and a wide wall-vitrina, all in sight from the crowded store. How can I go here?! to
I had to wake up...
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