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 30.10.2014
Remember, I got sick with something with cough and sickness... and on my trouble I watched the broadcast “Health” with a baby.... the rubric “People’s Councils” or something like that... in general. The non-suspecting grandmother advised to wipe the straw (yes, yes, the one that the plant is), to put the straw with a bowl, to let this Aztec mixture stand for half an hour, and then to inhale it persically...
Well I approach my mom... at the time I was studying in the upper classes... I didn’t especially want to go to school, but I didn’t like soppy much more... Well, I say that I hope to fill up a roasted straw... by the evening in the garden the straw didn’t grow, he wiped out and put himself in a three-liter bowl... and in the kitchen there was another fan...
In general, to enhance the effect... (shelter surely) I didn’t touch it for a couple of hours. In general, when I breathed this hernia, I just couldn’t exhaust – apparently the lungs burned the naphyg)...
I lie on my breath on the couch... I can’t breathe out, I’m dying.
why this is all... I forgot about soppy at all... although it worked, but I advise somehow to be wise with the dosage)
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