During the time of unshakable youth, the boss had a counter-secretary, a man-hater...And here we went to the sex shop with the thought of buying her something to do on March 8...)) we were advised, such a small rubber grain of a thistle, which when getting into the water environment grows to quite decent sizes and has the shape of a male reproductive organ....And here, together with the flowers we put it in a vase with flowers and with a calm conscience went around the houses....And the secretary, in order to bend before the boss took this vase to the boss in the evening. In the morning, the boss came to work, with horror discovered the leaping out of the vase... the secretary was fired in 5 minutes.)))