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 05.11.2014
The girlfriend is cared for by two representative Americans in Moscow, the process of selection is going on:
MV: You understand, one is low and the other is high, with one I can't wear heels, and with the second I only have to walk on them!
November: so what did you set up, one low, the other high, what in your understanding is low, and what is high?
MV: One head above Obama, and the other head below Obama.
November: Do you now measure Americans in Obama?
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