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I understand that we have a lack of chats on the internet. What, his mother, for fashion took in dialogues here to enter? No matter what the site was created for this, I will go here to raise the mood for myself, rather than re-read your discussions 10 times. Gathered here scientists crazy, in the universities, show your knowledge (no matter what topics) and not here.
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You have all been so amused...
Who brought these boring tricks here?! to

In France, an optimist, a pessimist and a bored man was executed. The optimist was first brought to the guillotine and asked his last wish. He answered:
Life was so beautiful and interesting! Please put me face up. It would be interesting to see the knife fall.
They put him face up, pulled the lever, and the knife scratched and stopped over the neck itself.
As usual, he was pardoned. Ask the pessimist about his last wish. He said:
Life was so ugly! And there’s that knife... And the bloodthirsty crowd... Close my eyes and shut my ears with cotton.
His wish was fulfilled, the lever was pulled, but the knife scratched again and stopped over his neck. He was also pardoned, according to custom. Zanuwa asks:
Your last wish?
- The last wish, the last wish... It would be better to fix the guillotine.