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 09.11.2014
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Yesterday only the child bought a book-colour with a fairy tale "Young"
Listen to it :)
The young chicken is lying all day in the sun, the shark scratches, it irritates the cockroaches and says:"Cockroach, cockroach, turn your eye on me, see what kind of shark I have".
And the cockroaches take their eyes away from her, they spit on themselves, her mother is flattered: she said, it is bad for her, such a gentle woman, to get under her gun and under her tails to look at cockroaches.
And the mother also in front of the cockroaches and shouts:"Do not touch her, she is small yet, and I am fit!"
This is such a bookshelf.
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