As we know:

You encountered on the Internet a picture, telling about what, say, but poorly call your parents now and just say that you love them? "Not weak" - I thought and called to my mom first.
The result - got hysterical from the mother type "What happened?!", and then from the father type "What fucking mother are you scared of?"
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I have one reaction - "Have you drank?"
And they can also run, because we live in neighboring houses.
In this regard, another problem - "What is it that you've burned the light all night?"
He painted the loggia with a mirror film.
I am 42.