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 11.11.2014
Dear colleagues, appreciate the customer’s request: "Hello Julia! Sorry for the missed call there was no possibility to answer the relationship bad, my business is related to the divorce of the Capricorns, I play the guitar left by a group of musicians Moscovites who were at our guests, the guys drank, the bath, pulled on our girls, according to the metropolitan standards, and the girls we have not ballowed in the juice, well here and got into the sludge, in the guests need to behave decently respect the traditions of the Russian depths thrown the instrument and such were, since then mastered acoustic guitar, lip harmonic, I was bored to learn to play, learned to play, but noticed one speciality of playing an interruption in the hearing near the herd of my breed of capricorns increases the hanging with the coccioles, I began to try to play in I do not understand the style of choosing such a lounge. andquot;

The whole office in tears) (the company is engaged in auditing)
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