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 12.11.2014
I found one of the resources for the sale of cats:
Lovely Siberian cat 5 months.General characteristics: Cat SBK2014MR. Pure assembly, foamy gray-smoked body, striped interface, built-in grinding mechanism, there is a morning grinding function.The model is completely fine and tested on the model "band on rope".Additional features: Fuel can be used any, unpretentious. The "Toilet-wipes" function is ideally set, there is a "no single failure" achievement and "the best digger".
A wonderful model. She was in the technical department of the "vetklinik" and passed the necessary vaccinations by age. At the moment, milk teeth are being replaced with new teeth, so you will get a beautiful copy without the function "eat furniture"!!..." Damn, have you not bought it yet? =) is
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