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 13.11.2014
Go to the kiosk. Two girls discuss chocolate on the window:
One of them said, “Look. This is chocolate with the taste of cellulite on pop. This is the taste of life. Here’s this – with the taste of folds under the cheeks, you know, such... And that one – supposedly with the taste of big boobs, but it’s actually a lie, he’s also with cellulite.
“Let’s get this,” a friend said.
Oh no, I won’t take that. It has an allergy taste.
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