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 14.11.2014
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We came to the Zags, scheduled, went home -> profit.
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A typical miserable reasoning.

Note to those who plan to get married with such people - don't wait for a wedding holiday! Never ever! You will have a lifetime of purpose instead of a holiday, and instead of pleasure - savings.
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How everything is simple. When I got married, and it was almost 9 years ago, we were just scheduled, family and friends congratulated us (two hours in one of our favorite restaurants) and on a plane to Thailand for their honeymoon. Which I do not regret at all.
And the photo session with a white dress and a frake was arranged in the studio, calm, not in a hurry and sober. Everyone makes a party for themselves.
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