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 14.11.2014
The hopeful:

"28 October any guy can offer a girl to date, and she has no right to refuse".
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I heard the bell, don’t you know where it was?
Not October 28, but February 29; not a guy, but a woman; not to meet, but to marry; not in Russia, but in the UK.

A joke on the subject:
Is it true that Rabinovich won the Volga in the lottery?
Everything is right. Not Ivanov, but Ivanov. And not a Volga, but a hundred rubles. Not in the lottery, but in the cards. He did not win, but lost.
Source: http://bash.im
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