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 15.11.2014
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Note to those who plan to get married with such people - don't wait for a wedding holiday! Never ever! You will have a lifetime of purpose instead of a holiday, and instead of pleasure - savings.

If you think that the degree of pompeousness of a wedding somehow correlates with the success of family life, then I have bad news for you. It is :)
How does it go? We spent half a million on the wedding, two hundred people, the best restaurant, the longest limousine, the most beautiful dress, the most expensive host - and my husband was a fool and I didn't fit! How is it?!" And run on "They borrowed!" complaints posts sort...
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