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How beautiful and astonishing is the life of a sclerotic - once every six months I try to get in the closet, I find a pencil, I rejoice, I unfold it, remembering that it has its edges cut off, I twist it and put it back.

In 2006, the Central Bank of the Russian Federation adopted new guidelines "On the signs of solvency and the rules of exchange of banknotes and coins of the Bank of Russia", if your penny retained at least 55% of the original area, carry it to the bank and exchange it.

And losing the opportunity to rejoice once every six months? Think about what you advise!
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