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 17.11.2014
An idea for Hollywood:

"Schwarzenegger was invited to film the sequences - "The Running Man" and "Conan".

How can he film there?! to

Given his elderly age, he can only star in films "Ele the Flying Man".

and "Connor-pensioner""
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Schwartz, with his current merits and status, just need to play Conan in the screenplay "The Color of Magic" of Pratchett, if enough self-irony then it will be a hit, 100%

I have only two teeth left for 30 years. So I know five hundred soup recipes. Let him be cursed!
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