My wife and I went to motor school for the first time. She is from home, I am from work. 10 minutes late. The theory takes place in the ordinary general school office. I run into it, there is a turniket and a guard (O) next to it:

Is there a Bachelor?
I: not
A: Then buy

Nearby there is a machine machine with bagels: you sew a coin 10p, turn the coin receiver, a small capsule with bagels falls from the bottom inside. I do everything I need, but the Bachiles do not fall. I speak to the guard:

I: There is no Bachil. No money, no baggage.
A: Heaven 2 rubles
I: then I would not accept, we tried as a child (evidently lied, in my childhood 10r only paper was)
A: Oh shit, it’s the second person for today, it’s never been that.

The security guard got his 10p, scrolled and gave me bats. After thanking him, I went to the office I needed. I sat next to my wife (J), I see: she is in the basil. I remembered that she told me on the phone that she had no money with her. at all.

I: Zay, where did you come from, you said there was no money?
I got 10 rubles. Even though they did not help.
I: The Bachiles did not fall out?
and UGU. You also have?
I am AHA. The security guard bought it for his money and said I was second for today.
J: I bought it too. I was the first to go.

The class is over, we go back. The security guard saw us walking together and smiling, understood everything and himself disappeared in a smile:

Are you not relatives?
I: the spouses
A: Then it is clear.