From Kelatudmaa
I go with my daughters (6 and 10 years old) on the street, meet a very bearded uncle. With such a long beard.
The Diane:
Mommy, Mommy look at me! Put your finger to the side of the wart.
I see, I say. To whom is he similar? I ask, meaning Karabas Barabas or Santa Claus.

Daughters of the Choir:
The ZZ Top!

This is what proper education means.