I came to visit relatives. And the head of the family, it must be said, at the time quietly barreled with "left" alcohol. In the evening, we sit down and drink tea. On TV show local news, there is a report on how "covered" another garage with counterfeit alcohol. And at the end of the report the phrase type "if you are aware of such cases - call on the phone XXXXXX".
The head of the family, without breaking away from the newspaper, headed to the neighboring room:
The son! I hope you’re not a frostbite?