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 23.11.2014
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Let us oblige all drivers to drive at speeds not exceeding 10 km/h.
A person with red flags in front of the car.
CHO is? Do not like? So go to us, with your "walker’s jacket"! Ride at night, observe the city speed regime.
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When the penalty was raised for the unwrapped seat belt, I was squeezed. I’ve been stuck all my life because I know a lot about it.
When I introduced the compulsory ride with my neighbor, I was boasted. I’ve always driven with the light because I can see further, it’s safer.
When you started bowing for xenon and toning... well, you understood.

And when I was obliged to mark myself with catapots at night outside the towns, I just checked that the light-returning vest I had in the emergency set. And clothes for active rest I try to take light and with catfots. And in case I suddenly find myself outside the city at night in a suit or coat, I’ll probably be very happy if I’m taken by the police patrol))).
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