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 23.11.2014
We just played the scene like a French comedy of provisions.
We have a mad, deaf old lady here, who is awake day and night and tries to put everyone on the ground. She tried to close us before we opened up. And behold, I am carrying the garbage today on the laundry we are paying, standing on the site we are paying, and the old lady is throwing on me, pressing her nose to my, and shouting that I do not dare to throw the garbage into her laundry, that she knows everything about me, that I do not pay for anything, well and so on. I did not argue for a long time, I made a kniksen and went on. Not every day I happen to communicate with the living heroes of Dostoevsky, so I decided to take out a second bag of garbage. This time my grandmother decided to follow me to find out where I was working. And I didn’t want her to make my mom a scandal, so I sneaked into a cosmetics and household goods store. There is a ladder so that the old man will not climb it. I turned around and went back to the bar. I come and the door is closed! The old lady still smelled where I was from, and made her mother hysterical, and she knows where they are now!
Meanwhile, my mother, thinking that I was not there for a long time, decided that I was killed. I closed the institution and went to the courtyard, found this grandmother and shouted at her "what did you do to my child?!!! She is missing! Grandma was scared, they found a man and a dog there together and went to look for me. At that time, I was knocking at the closed door and guessing where my grandmother was doing.
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