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 23.11.2014
On the issue of roses:
If people carry rosettes, they need it. Are there people working in construction firms? Answer - why in a new modern house in the kitchen 2 (two!) The Roses? Do you have anything else in the kitchen besides a cupcake? Why is there no roof in the bathroom? You don’t shave, you don’t dry your hair, and you haven’t invented the washing machine yet?
Each new home has two options - either to confuse the entire apartment with triplets and extenders (which, by the way, is not quite electrically safe), or to drill walls.
I choose the second option and understand my neighbors who are doing the same.
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