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 25.11.2014
X: I tried with a friend some cocktail "land - air". Check if it works. The point is, drink a glass of vodka and drink champagne as much as you can. I cannot stand on my feet. You say, you think, but two limbs are too little to keep balance.
Y: Well the norm.
X: So, until the end of the party on the four and flooded. The apartment is large, then we will go to one company, then to another.
Y: We had a great time.
Z: Ah, as if gravity has become several times stronger...
X is me.
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