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 30.11.2014
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Imagine what it feels like when you wash alone in your bathroom, and suddenly someone sneezes behind your back. I thought I would drown the cat right there!

I am surprised by such owners. As a hostess of tails with extensive experience, I can say: any sudden choking, sneezing, coughing, choking, a mysterious whisper, a whisper of half, a laughing soul and so on. In an empty house, they are typically attributed to cats. Cats seem to think of their owners.
Everyone is calm. A disappointed and embarrassed ghost is removed into the fog.

The biggest crash in my life. I go into the bathroom and I hear someone whispering in the kitchen. I say loudly, "Murzen, pleasant appetite" - I know there is no one in the house except me and the cat. Looking out at the door - a sleeping beast, hearing his name, wanders from the opposite side of the apartment. She was never afraid of anything in her house, but after this incident, she struggled with herself for a long time so as not to stumble her feet on the threshold before entering a dark room.
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