Desperate to find English speakers in Naples, they decided to learn Italian at an accelerated pace.
Not because of Ponto, but I really wanted to get to the number.
As a victim selected an elderly gentle aunt, apparently from the local.
- Scusa, come arrivare a Via Orazio trentasei (Sorry, how to get to Orazio 36?)
God, what are you suffering? Speak Russian and don’t shake people’s head.
Do you speak Russian?
Everyone speaks Russian here, except for tourists who try to splash in Italian. I’ll show you your bus.
Where to get tickets?
No one checks at night. Come in and sit quietly.
If I get my tickets, where?
How are you so honest?
From Israel.
You are bringing me into depression. So get on the bus and sit quietly, don’t shame the nation!

Roman Rosengurt