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 01.12.2014
What caused you to have sex? The normal physiological need is to suck.
But nobody for some reason is concerned about how to squeeze more interesting today, does not boast to friends that yesterday in the night class such a toilet was squeezed...
The answer is simple: a stereotype. You’ve got in your brain that you need to have sex. More and more often, you need to get more pleasure from sex... pleasure, by the way, is not as great as you are told and shown in the movies.
Imagine that you will be beaten into the brain, that you need to rub at least eight times a day, will advertise super soft toilet paper and various laxatives - what will happen to you in the end?
It’s the same with sex now. "a-a, I didn’t get a fuck today – I’m a loser! "a-a-a! everything is not as I saw in the movie - I failed!" "I need to try again, maybe then it will be better"
Just throw that sex nonsense out of your head – and live for yourself, not as they show in the movies. The movie lies.
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