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 02.12.2014
Just throw that sex nonsense out of your head – and live for yourself, not as they show in the movies. The movie lies.

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Cinema is nothing. I learned that there are women’s novels. This is where all the roots of the "insatisfaction" young virgins come from! What do you think of the episode: "After breakfast they sat in the living room until lunch, then doing love, then looking at the fire of the fireplace?" Well, guys, raise your hand, who doesn’t have half a day to fucking fuck? Between the case? That is. Young women expect this. This is not to mention that, judging by these opus, a man is not more difficult to make love than to sneeze − you think, a day in the field smelled like a horse! Happiness will come, at noon will satisfy his unseen, then with a smile will fall asleep, and in the morning will bring coffee to bed.
And yes, in these novels heroes do not eat. Absolutely. Therefore, for the young virgins raised on them, the appearance of a normal man, who instead of reading poems and singing sunsets passes the third plate of potatoes with meat, plunges into shock and horror. Well, this is another story.
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