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 05.12.2014
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I went here somehow to Yekaterinburg, was caught in a bunch of aunt, returned from the north from the son. Talked, she works in the mine somewhere, where precious stones are mined. The Dutch chartered the mine, and they are digging slowly. And she herself stands on the tape, breaking the breed with a stick.
Oh, I say, you’re dealing with diamonds!
- Yes, these are rarely - he says - more opals go and chrysolites. Although once a month smaragd must be seen as scheduled... It is...
And why, I ask, exactly once a month, what is that schedule?
Our guys joke so much. They will find a large crystal of mountain quartz, greenery, parasites, paint and throw to us on the tape. Here is the beauty from above, the rays of green in all directions, so shining that Swarovski will envy. And after all, we understand with our heads that these bastards have thrown up again, so no, we still throw the work and bring the crowd to it. And these fools and joys rush like horses all day after day. Once a month I see smaragd.
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