I remember when I was young, I bought Chinese condoms, but they were cheap. Pichalka was: then small, then broke, then fell... Then in the pharmacies appeared normal, but expensive... tried... since then I have not even looked at cheap.
O O O O O O O. In the same period (when buying cheap contraceptives) went to cheap hairdressers. Regularly in the morning suffered with a haircut - urinated, sprayed gels, slipped, and still the haircut was of the type "I fell from the senoval - inhibited my head". And then I got to my wife's hairdresser (expensive fuck), but instead of haircut every 20 days, I go once every 2-3 months, or even less often. I woke up in the morning and spent five days on my hair as a model! I look at myself in the mirror, beautiful.
What am I for? Comrades, don't be like those condoms - fucking, but cheap!