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 06.12.2014
I don’t understand why I invented photography.
I don’t understand why you need to take pictures of your own bakery in all poses, which you see in the mirror every morning.
WOW: It has been invented ever since the young princes were brought the portrait of their mistress - all so lush, beautiful, red, without exception. And as he went to get married - comes out a dusty thin swab spotting.
So photoshop was invented before photography?
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