and the best comment:
>Thanks to the keyboard

One day I cooked spaghetti, roasted them with cheese with greens, dropped a bit of ketchup on the side of the plate, in general, decided to eat at the computer under the cartoon. In the middle of the process, the pasta fell between the keys. With little thought, I turned the keyboard over the plate and shook... The plate was filled with tobacco ashes, lost micro-cd, hair, a few dried cockroaches, a fist, a small clock battery and other unrecognizable garbage. Lunch and fucking.