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 07.12.2014
Second is IP. The average income is a hundred, a flat, a cheap car, no loans. He does not drink, does not smoke. He puts money in his shoe box because he has no idea what to spend it on. Sex happens, but "New Year more often". The appearance is untouchable.
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God, poor girl, let you volunteer for charity! Bring toys to the children's home, bones to a dog shelter or there medicines to poor cuddled cats. Immediately you will meet a nice and unrestrained girl (there cleansers do not delay). She will teach you to wash and wash your clothes, and the bed will be warm.
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