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I seem to have begun to understand the female logic.
Dialogue with wife. I ask :
How many sauces do you have?
A couple.
A couple is two?
A couple is three.

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Remember, in the Russian version of the third Heroes, the word "par" referred to any number from one to five. More than five were "little". Correct it if I forgot.
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