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 07.12.2014
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The question of clothes...
Two boys went to the disco during their school years. Both clean and clean. After the disco, one of them gave a girl, and the other did not.
Ten years have passed.
The first is an engineer at the research institute, receives 25 pieces, rents a room with a friend. Permanent drunkards on inserts, a bunch of women. Looks uplifted.
Second is IP. The average income is a hundred, a flat, a cheap car, no loans. He does not drink, does not smoke. He puts money in his shoe box because he has no idea what to spend it on. Sex happens, but "New Year more often". The appearance is untouchable.
The first pumped the skills "by the pins", and the second-no. This is the first time in the life of the disco. It was then that he got a lifelong incentive to look good. Unfortunately, the "instant candy for exemplary behavior" is very important. Then nothing will help...
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This is a good attempt, student. But excessively distracted schoolgirls who give after disco, for all the boys will never be enough.
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