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 08.12.2014
A call from a friend:
Listen, I was here on porn sites, my antivirus was crazy, and I decided to restart the laptop. And it does not start after reboot, blue screen and white letters on it, and count to 30 to 0. Take it to repair. And then they told me that my battery is warming up and could explode at any moment. You need to take the diagnosis, which costs 1800 rubles. In addition, I have problems with the motherboard, and the computer is probably dead already (he is less than a year old). I offered to buy it for spare parts.
Result: I agreed to take the laptop from the repair. I came and saw myself. The temperature of the processor is about 36 degrees, the video card is 42 degrees. Transferred documents from the desktop to disk D, reinstalled windows, returned documents and programs as they were. The battery lasts as new, 80 minutes. That’s how they take the babysitters...
Most killed the expression about the battery... roasted half a day of a horse.
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