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 08.12.2014
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Tell the man in bed that he’s doing something wrong? You will forever be a prostitute in his eyes. To say that the husband is not... divorce! I asked 10 married friends: all to one lie that they are experiencing non-earthly bliss. In fact they endure. And five of them dreamfully said that they would dream of discussing this with their husband.

Men are different too. For some of them, “machism” is in the first place and let God not doubt. It would not be bad for a virgin wife.
I will say for myself. My ex-wife, on the first night (beautiful, but very disgusting) told me that I was a bit dumb to be able to use my member. In response, she heard not a scream about a prostitute, but the proposal: "Well, tell me how you're pleasant." And yes, he taught me. We divorced, by the way, not because of problems in sex, or there complexes of all kinds, but because of banal household incompatibility. I immediately said to my current wife, “Dear, if I’m doing something wrong in bed, tell it right away. Tell me how you feel more pleasant.
What is the problem? If you really want to deliver a partner pleasure - often it is better to ask than rely on your "experience"( from watching porn as a rule). And he asked, be prepared to listen to an honest answer and not to be offended.
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