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 21.01.2008
Here is a quote from Basha:
She: So what? There will be no sex? and [
He: I have always been stunned by it.
She : What?
He: a man to a woman ready for everything... flowers, gifts, visits to restaurants and movies
He: and a woman can just say straight "I miss sex! Go to bed!"
Can I give you flowers? and :)
Do we go to the cinema?

In two days...

XXX: Stop me sending all the nonsense, I already owe you 5 bouquets and 5 movies because of you. And all because she sent her husband this foolish joke!! to
Source: http://bash.im
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