I will answer:

This is Maxim Andreevich, my son, and he is 4.5 years old.
It’s funny, of course, but it won’t be funny when this half of your son’s will be taken away because his father is an idiot and doesn’t know that the taxes for his son are paid by his parents.
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Dad knows, Daddy lived, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes.

And now the continuation of the story: Called the tax office, advised to call his son to the court. I thought he was joking. Naive... The paper came, now they really threaten to call Maxim Andreevich to the meeting of the commission to consider the circumstances, bla bla bla... Called again, said that Maxim Andreevich in the prescription time plans to be in the kindergarten for a class of choral singing, asked "WHEN is released?". I couldn’t speak anymore, hanging the phone. After tomorrow I will bring my son to the commission, I'm curious how this nonsense will end.