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 14.12.2014
Everything is even easier. If the cat does not really want to be pulled out of the couch, the child will not be able to pull it out. Cats regulate their relationships with children themselves, with the help of a toothpaste with sharp teeth and up to 18 sharp nails.

Oh, here's only the ovulations of both sexes help infants, 'kill' and punish if the cat'masica' offends the devil, cut the phalanges (operation'soft legs')... Adequate people who can slam the child himself (at the back of the neck or back, not to death) for causing harm or pain to animals of other species, unfortunately, in the minority.
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