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 15.12.2014
Twenty-first: The son came to rally: he got somewhere from the account 70 rubles, and so the whole family is connected to the collective tariff, so that 500 rubles a month is enough for everyone. They began to check the story: he was somehow quietly connected to the service for 70 rubles a month. I called the MTS, asked to turn off everything for the past and no longer connect anything. And the girl from the call center tells me: Yes, you have three services here, now I will turn off everything! Three!! from where?
And these quiet services are like syphilis. It is only necessary to relax - and all, you treat not only syphilis, but also gardnerellosis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and sometimes pregnancy is found.
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