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The same feeling when your queries, beginning with the words "what to do if", have surpassed the most popular in terms of absurdity.
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I once wanted to check out a moment from Chernyshevsky and was lazy to go for a book. Yandex's memorable assumption "what to do if Voldemort washes my shampoo", slightly lag behind "what to do if the toilet dances" and "what to do if I shampoo" :D
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The wife started recruiting on Google, intending to find out the effects of ultrasound on mice:
"Why mice are afraid of..."
has issued:
The Ultrasound
and injections
The horrors
The buyer.

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