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I had several women who gave up to this process with immense pleasure, and one even experienced orgasm. And not once.
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I admire such women. They are literally divorced. Most importantly, he sincerely believes and also sets an example for others.

An anecdote in the run.
Chapayev returns from a trip to England. He goes all out of the needle, in a limousine, in his hands a ring with diamonds. Full luggage of money. Carriers carry a lot of suitcases.
Peter asked him surprised:
– Vasily Ivanovich, where do you get all this from?
“Yes, Petka, I won the cards.
How is it?
I go to the club. Everyone sits there, drinks, and plays cards. Look at it, it is cut in point! I sat down at the table and took the cards. I have 18. My English counterpart says 20. I said to him: "Show me!" And he said to me: "We, gentlemen, believe in the word". Here I am like a pearl, like a pearl.
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