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 17.12.2014
Elena: I can’t calm down with this momba...why? No login or password...how could I??? I know I’m drunk, but still 😉
Svetlana: not "reset the password" by NoTelephone?
I have to go back to log in 😉 😉 😉
Swedish (rofl)
From here comes morality.
We need to install the alcohol tester in the phone. so that he asks you for a confirmation of sobriety before sending SMS or registering on the Mamba))
Elena: Shake up, there’s not even a single thought I could have come up with at that moment.
Svetlana: you have to go back to that degree of sobriety)))) it will come to mind itself))
It has never happened with me before.)
Svetlana: there is no blocking type "you have three attempts"?
Try it from Mail.
Elena: Mail is not tied – it’s certain
Svetlana: but a couple of logins - password you could use? Or do you invent for each individual registration?
Logon is the phone number.
Switzerland: No 8
Elena: I don’t think...
The PIN code of the salary card.
Svetlana: the name of favorite spirits?
Svetlana: the phrase "I want, ble, man", picked up in Latin??? to
Yuhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (The Party)
Svetlana: What is it? I guessed it??? :O O
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

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