Close the windows in the office with paint scotch.
on one window a piece of scotch is rolled out and hanging, swinging about 30 cm

A boss from another department came to us, positioning himself as a great humorist, saw a mess and began to stumble on the topic of curved female pencil, that he would find them another use, and so on.
Everyone is silent, tolerant, does not want to connect. I scratched for five minutes.

Here is the voice of a 40-year-old:
What is incomprehensible? It was we who fired a men’s training machine: if the entering man doesn’t reach it, he has nothing to do here and time to spend on it. How many centimeters do you have?

Chel ran to complain to our management "for the humility of his employees"
Our boss (normal man) came, saw a talking "trainer" laughed so that he could only say: it is necessary to be kind to people.