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 20.12.2014
As you know, in Germany, the problem with local doctors - everyone who can from the local, make their feet to the United States.
Therefore, it turned out that the Russian Concebober, who emigrated in the late 90s on the Jewish line, was able to confirm his psychiatric diploma, which, you will agree, in a foreign newly learned language is similar to a feat. Now he is already a respected man with his practice, and began after confirmation of a diploma in an underground psychiatrist ordinary doctor. There were, as a rule, different schizophrenic grandparents, who were overwhelmed with marasma and were not even suitable for a local nursing home. This is the room of such entertainers he led. And the German grandfathers “over 70” in the late 90s are just the worst-eaten youths of the Wehrmacht of the first half of the 40s. And here’s exactly what came out of Concebuber that distinguishes the Russian (although he emigrated on the Jewish line) from the Russian – the willingness to break the rules and not the fear of consequences (short Russian names for these complex terms are known to you). In a struggle for discipline in the chamber, he announced that they were all “in a Russian guerrilla hospital for prisoners of war and waiting for a transfer to Germany.” And he was so convinced that the discipline in the chamber was iron, because "only with good behavior and exemplary treatment will you be taken to the shelter." And it all lasted not a day, not a week, not even a month. Until there was one grandfather who, by chance, went by. The department did not ask about the timing of the arrival of the oasis. Then there was a conversation in the office. the department. “You fool, what are you doing? I am a Polish. “Would you be in my place?” asked the German. the department. In Germany, there is a problem with local doctors.
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