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 21.12.2014
My wife and I decided to diversify our sexual life. She asked me to show me how I masturbate. I make myself pleasant, covered my eyes, she watches and helps a little bit with kisses. Suddenly he breathed out:
I thought my husband was such an intelligent man. You even tremble, leaving the little one!

I got married to a wound! He was so angry that he couldn’t finish.
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