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 23.12.2014
The cat was fed from a pipette.When he was a kid, he used to sleep with his husband on his neck. Now this 7-kilogram monster sleeps partly (with a tail) on my husband's neck, partly (mordy) on me. And it would be nothing, his whirlwind is strengthened, his moisture is elevated... but before going to bed he injects all the washes near the house, and is terribly offended that his beloved is driven out of bed...
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