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 28.12.2014
I went to a psychiatrist (p.
Q: Answer without thinking. How many days in the year?
I am 365!
Q: Wrong, you should have said 365 or 366. What is more of an excess of objects: a drawer, a bench, a carpenter?
I: a sub-working man (thinking that he is male and the rest is female).
Q: It is wrong! She is lonely, she is lonely. What is more important: the nose, the eyes or the eyebrows?
I: the nose (because it is one and the rest are pairs).
Q: It is wrong! Excessive - eyebrows, because they are not organs!
The medical examination signed. I now understand nothing at all.
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