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 28.12.2014
XXX: I’m actually so upset that PSG, I’m so excited.
YYY : OO
YYY: Fooled at work by sorting? OO
XXX: This is not a small thing, in comparison
XXX: Picture with oil:
xxx: I’m on a corporate bus, I’m sitting and reading Remark, but the bus is driving and it’s shaking more than usual. Thus e. It is impossible to read
Okay, I’m cleaning up the book. I think I will tick.
XXX: I look at the side, next to me sits a very cute girl. He reads on the phone. I don’t think about it long while I’m sitting on my phone :D
At some point in my head is already a mess from what I have read, and I ask the question, and what I am actually reading in general, is a fantasy or a historical novel.
xxx: She looks at me so surprised and publishes "This is Russian fantasy". And here the most action begins.
At this moment the driver opens the door, I understand that I have come and everyone who needs to have gone out, I explode through the entire bus and run out, without even saying goodbye or asking her name.
xxx: Impressions are probably that the pzddz of the girl, the guy sits on the phone and then asks what he is reading, and then breaks down and runs away in horror :D
xxx: I only realized in 5 minutes that I was surprised, rubbed all the way :D
This is Russian fantasy.
YYY: What reaction was she waiting for?
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